Jason Sucks

It looks as though our message has reached the attention of the United Stated armed forces. Adam Arellano, a General or something in the Marines has this to say in regards to the major suck-a-thon that is Jason's life.

-I would join in this cause, however I am afraid that the magnitude of Jason's suck-titude is too great to be overcome. My best wishes and bah-mitzfa gifts to Jason in this time of crisis, maybe someday he will fall off of his suck-throne and die.-

Brave words from a brave protector of freedom. Semper Fi! May we all be "Always Faithful" to such a worthwhile cause. (by the way, Adam is the one on the far right of the picture. He was accepting some kind of scholarship from that old lady)